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Fry Demotivational Poster


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.




BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.


EASTER - When just one chicken leg wont do


TAGS: deep fry
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by axe11154

axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
O_O what *looks at poster* oh... wow your right sorry guys :P
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:16 pm
Axe,I don't want to come off critical or anything, just a piece of advice, once you've chosen your text stick it into Google to check that you've got all your punctuation and stuff right, some people will downvote the joke because an apostrophe is missing


CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Tode

agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


crazy -


TAGS: crazy psycho manson dwight frye
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


OBVIOUS - We already knew. Thanks.




CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling!




HE MAY BE A JERK -


TAGS: greys day in the frying pan
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

motifake - June 3, 2010, 12:30 pm

This is why you dont date vampires (just finished the 2nd season of TrueBlood :) )
palmat - June 2, 2010, 11:33 am
:)) airman is such a gentleman. he called GS a jerk in such a manner that GS is actually happy about it. d*** !
GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:31 am
5L, because it's my nature :)


non-stick cookware -


TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.


THUNDER - Gods way of telling you to shut up




What A Deal -




Bats -


TAGS: belfry batty bats fruit eaters
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:53 pm
Wait. You meant baseball bats, right? My bat, here, is a .45 inch diameter 230 grain full metal jacket. C'mon in... have three things to say, two to the chest and one to the head. Thanks for playing.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 2:29 pm
What the heck? That's dinner for two!
steve1961 - November 15, 2014, 2:21 pm
Bats in my neighbourhood weigh 34 ounces and have nails in them...


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